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Sat, 2-Dec-23 7:43 PM (2 hours ago)
Interesting group,looking forward to seeing more(or less) of everyone 😁
Mr_Vein likes this
Sat, 2-Dec-23 7:09 PM (2 hours ago)
Cookies in the oven,chocolate, chunky chocolate chips with bits of rolo on top...hey all,who has a sweet tooth.
Me!! And a terrible hangover that needs feeding pretty please x
(2 hours ago)
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Sat, 2-Dec-23 5:48 PM (3 hours ago)
As a glasses wearer I suddenly thought, when were they first used/invented, stunned to read that it was in1284 by Salvino D’Armate in ItalyThe lenses were made of glass or a crystal like stone with a
Sat, 2-Dec-23 4:25 PM (5 hours ago)
I recently joined a group on FB called the dull men's club. I wonder if my posting here would disqualify me? 🤔😂
Sat, 2-Dec-23 3:42 PM (6 hours ago)
Any ladies wish to use me and play with me add me on Lovense and use my toys. Morninglory69 addy
Sat, 2-Dec-23 3:41 PM (6 hours ago)
Me and the wife are looking for a couple to try playing with in the eastern Carolina area
Sat, 2-Dec-23 3:01 PM (6 hours ago)
Rainy 🌧 morning errands. Masturbation for brunch, lunch, and I'm alone all day. Hobbies.
Sat, 2-Dec-23 2:53 PM (6 hours ago)
The difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute is that a prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
NaughtyKat likes this
Sat, 2-Dec-23 1:45 PM (8 hours ago)
I wish you the best on your vacation. Be safe and your Beauty is missed,Jim.
thank you
Sat, 2-Dec-23 1:19 PM (8 hours ago)
I'm a little too stone.d to pour myself a drink....I'm a little too gone to care about what you think....It's a fucked-up generation like our nation's never known....There's a whole lot more like me j
McPhallus likes this
Sat, 2-Dec-23 11:55 AM (9 hours ago)
If you find yourself feeling useless, remember: it took 20 years, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives and four presidents to replace the Taliban with the Taliban.
Sat, 2-Dec-23 11:23 AM (10 hours ago)
A girl can make any dick 5.5 inches work out for her. If you know what I mean
Sat, 2-Dec-23 10:58 AM (10 hours ago)
Bike tire went into a groove in the street. Went down. Hard. Think I broke a rib. No car or truck behind me. Still here.
Mr_Vein likes this
have a sniff of ground pepper and a good sneeze, if you pass out from pain, its broken 
(10 hours ago)
Sat, 2-Dec-23 9:04 AM (12 hours ago)
Hanging the mistletoe up above the door bit off lip barn on my lips and a bowl off eggnog ...you can't beat this time off year 🎅🎅
Well played! I won't have eggnog tho!
Sat, 2-Dec-23 6:57 AM (14 hours ago)
I've been on my yearly vacation with family, so I haven't been on here or shot anything lately. Though, I'll be back soon 😁 I just wanted to say hi and 💗 all of you! Well, most of you 🤣
Looking forwaed to even more of your magical delights.
(7 hours ago)
