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Wed, 29-May-24 8:29 AM (1 hour ago)
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waits for it .... evening pervy folks, hope your hump day was a good one grin
*fuuuuuurrrrrrrt*
(55 minutes ago)
Corn flakes with chocolate milk.
(32 minutes ago)
vomit on both counts
(31 minutes ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
but strawberry milk is fouler double vomit
(27 minutes ago)
Morning Flitter, been a great start to it, hope all is well with you.
(17 minutes ago)
Tue, 28-May-24 11:29 PM (10 hours ago)
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I'd love for Daisy to pose for me like Alison Goldfrapp did on their Supernature album cover. No luck yet but my mind races...
just need the perfect incentive
(8 hours ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
I've only got a 12" single of Supernatural by Cerrone and the cover is plain black. It was the theme tune to the Kenny Everett Video Show.
(2 hours ago)
Ooh La La… 😉
(2 hours ago)
Damn autocorrect, I meant Supernature!
(2 hours ago)
Alison who fapp?
(31 minutes ago)
Tue, 28-May-24 10:32 PM (11 hours ago)
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International Hamburger Day....I like mine pickles, lettuce, onions mustard, and cheese
bit fekin posh w00t
(2 hours ago)
Someone has to be in this god-forsaken town.
(2 hours ago)
well god forsaken or knot, melb the shithole is worse w00t
(2 hours ago)
Adelaide: City of churches, drug addicts and murderers. Oohhh .. One of the Snowtown body in the barrel murderers just got released on parole after serving his 20 years. Great 👍👍
(1 hour ago)
And a cold draft Beer
(1 hour ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Wed, 29-May-24 7:59 AM (1 hour ago)
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Working from home is great but the temptations are always there. That being said ..... Distractions very welcome!
Wed, 29-May-24 7:28 AM (2 hours ago)
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Sew, if the she has a landing strip, does she land with flaps up? or flaps down? blink
Wed, 29-May-24 5:03 AM (4 hours ago)
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Good Frisky Morning Lovelies 😈❤️
Goodmorning x
(2 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Morning sexy xxx
(2 hours ago)
hounddog67 likes this
Tue, 28-May-24 9:26 PM (12 hours ago)
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Who order the rain and thunder,oh wait...I ordered the rain but not the thunder scared
Passed us for now, but we had near tornado conditions this weekend, had to cancel an outdoor concert festival!
(11 hours ago)
AGR please send some rain down here. We can certainly use it. TIA.
(5 hours ago)
Pete is right. We haven't had rain here in Adelaide for over six months. Everything is dead
(3 hours ago)
IT must rain there soon. I hope that it is not too much...
(3 hours ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
I blame the weather system La Bamba
(3 hours ago)
Wed, 29-May-24 1:29 AM (8 hours ago)
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It was so nice to hear her say "I'm not sure how I'm going to fit that in me."
Believe it or not, she was talking about me. How you doing, Mitch?
(8 hours ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Great to hear! Just relaxing here, two more work days to go before the weekend. How've you been?
(8 hours ago)
Had a rough going for a while, but getting things on track. Happy that it's Stanley Cup playoff time, but bummed my teams not in it. Who's your money on?
(8 hours ago)
Good that things are going better like . I'm hoping for the Oilers at this point but dang the final four are all great.
(8 hours ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Pizza.
(3 hours ago)
Tue, 28-May-24 4:26 PM (17 hours ago)
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Open
Minded?
(11 hours ago)
Wide and say ah?
(11 hours ago)
hall and oates...open all night
(11 hours ago)
Welcome to the site! Maybe fill in your profile a little so people know what you're open for.
(7 hours ago)
WendySilvia likes this
The fucking door the moose wants to go out!
(3 hours ago)
Tue, 28-May-24 10:07 PM (11 hours ago)
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im two weeks away from the birth of my first child and im equally excited and terrified! But how long after birth do I officially become a DILF?
Congrats on the upcoming birth, hope all goes well. Ask you partner 😂
(5 hours ago)
🤣🤣🤣 going everything goes great. An amazing time for you mum and bubs. ❤️
(3 hours ago)
Wed, 29-May-24 5:45 AM (4 hours ago)
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Mush love n kissass blush muscles dance
What?
(3 hours ago)
mush love ni kissass blush muscles dance wtf
(3 hours ago)
Tue, 28-May-24 11:34 AM (22 hours ago)
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Gotta love a titty Tuesday show em off lovely ladies 😍
Pete_from_Aus likes this
OK..I admitt, I;m A Wanker...jerk LOL
(14 hours ago)
BWC4U2C likes this
Aren’t we all 😂
(14 hours ago)
Raven2005 likes this
Tits Out Friday is the only day the women's are allowed to show us their boobs. Tight arse Tuesday is for butts and willy wank Wednesday is for Ravers. 🤪🤪
(3 hours ago)
captain__82 likes this
I thought Wednesday was for HUMPING,,,ohmy...LOL
(3 hours ago)
wot u humped lately? sneaky
(3 hours ago)
Tue, 28-May-24 7:43 PM (14 hours ago)
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I really hate being complimentary to someone just to have it thrown back on my face,I'll stop now,thanks..but seriously I should know better
mrjimm and Alan4uLadies like this
I'd love any compliment you gave me!
(6 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Your wish is my command fetish got yawink
(5 hours ago)
fetish69 likes this
Hope I didn't insult you in some way Adele
(5 hours ago)
Not falling deaf on my ears sexy AGR. 😜
(5 hours ago)
I hate it when I say "wow, you're so attractive, you look great" only to get "pfft. I'm fat and ugly" ... Well, ok then
(3 hours ago)
Tue, 28-May-24 2:35 PM (19 hours ago)
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We took a brief little hiatus, life happens… but we are back. Better than ever!!
Don't know of you but, Welcome back
(18 hours ago)
Welcome back to the central missionary position 😜
(4 hours ago)
Welcome back!!
(4 hours ago)
Hello smile
(4 hours ago)
Fan fucking Tastic! Give me $100 and a donut.
(3 hours ago)
Mon, 27-May-24 8:31 PM (1 day ago)
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Porn you jerk off to the most lately?
@rodswim... Is that with or without the clown costumes?
(1 day ago)
McPhallus likes this
Massages, cheating wives and anal
(1 day ago)
Dirty Talk JOI, Cheating Wives, Interracial, Fem Dom
(23 hours ago)
Interracial, tattooed girls and of course blonde’s with bald Fanny’s, were a funny lot xx
(6 hours ago)
And of course girls with hairy armpits
(5 hours ago)
Wed, 29-May-24 3:28 AM (6 hours ago)
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My pubes are the smoothest they have every been but man you have to work at it
SpiritWolf68 likes this
Tue, 28-May-24 10:33 PM (11 hours ago)
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Some of the smallest nutsacks produce the biggest loads. How does that happen? No complaints though.
SpiritWolf68 likes this
of which i no longer have either..lol sorry tmi
(8 hours ago)
*wonders if I have a large or a small nutsack........
(8 hours ago)
Your a size queen in many ways
(8 hours ago)
The "Nutsack" has nothing to do with storing a man's "load" although it's a common belief that it does. The Testicles are just cum warmers. LOL
(8 hours ago)
lennynatural and captain__82 like this
mmmm cum warmers.. ha
(6 hours ago)
captain__82 likes this
Tue, 28-May-24 10:10 AM (23 hours ago)
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Wouldn't the world become a better place if only women were in power for the next ten years?
smitten4u likes this
Nah grin
(10 hours ago)
Let’s not fall out eh? grin
(10 hours ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Nenni grin
(10 hours ago)
<<<< last 30 years in the moose house its been that way...lol
(8 hours ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
It would be great.. every 28 days tho.. haha
(6 hours ago)
Wed, 29-May-24 1:02 AM (8 hours ago)
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well the pool might have given me an ear infection, so this is how that feels, doc appointment at 9:30
rodswim likes this
couple drops of metho in ya ear after a swim 👍
(8 hours ago)
Tue, 28-May-24 10:56 PM (10 hours ago)
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And then she said ''You can use my stinkstar..'' smile blink smile
Was she wearing a shirt that said "show me that stink star"...........
(8 hours ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Tue, 28-May-24 11:43 PM (10 hours ago)
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It doesn't matter whether skies are grey or blue It's raining in my heart 'cause I can't be with you I'm only living for the day you're home to stay So It might as well rain until September
Tue, 28-May-24 4:24 PM (17 hours ago)
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Wasting away again in Margaritaville..
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
u should b on stage
(16 hours ago)
??
(14 hours ago)
Because you're a great singer silly 😆
(14 hours ago)
Skip all the mixing and just bring me the tequila.
(11 hours ago)
RIP Jimmy Buffett...Cheeseburger In Paridise
(11 hours ago)
Tue, 28-May-24 3:45 PM (18 hours ago)
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Day 5 of post op recovery after shoulder surgery... God I wish rehab would go quicker... I wanna be back in bed with wifey instead of sleeping in the spare room... It's so fuckin lonely in here. 🥺🥺
Hope you recover soon!
(15 hours ago)
Good luck. Can take weeks to recover.
(11 hours ago)
shoulders take 5 x 5 x5 x 5 days to recover
(11 hours ago)
Tue, 28-May-24 6:22 PM (15 hours ago)
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Idk what it is about the afternoons that makes me so horny … maybe it’s because that’s when all the lovely pics are shown off on here 😍😍😍
Happens in the mornings too. Evenings too! It’s like a pandemic! The good kind though.
(11 hours ago)
Tue, 28-May-24 7:29 PM (14 hours ago)
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I think I need to have one of my back teeth pulled it hurts so much
Cant help you there kid,hope you get to your dentist soon.
(14 hours ago)
Ouch! Bring money, a crown is probably $1000 or more these days. Good luck.
(11 hours ago)