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Sun, 3-Dec-23 4:09 AM (1 hour ago)
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Interesting site
Like, you know, having ladies showing us their cute assholes, by spreading their cheeks, is worth the price of admission.
(58 minutes ago)
LOVEXXXPORN and lennynatural like this
One time, Slave Piken, aka Freckles, with her spectacular tits, and incredible ass, photographed with the interesting parts hidden in the shadows, berated me for wanting to tongue fuck her asshole.
(48 minutes ago)
"I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)"
(32 minutes ago)
Sun, 3-Dec-23 3:28 AM (1 hour ago)
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Only 23 day until Hot Cross bun are out in shops w00t dance
Around here, hot cross buns are a Lenten and Easter thing.
(37 minutes ago)
around here they are the samer an easter thing but it starts on dec 2th yahoo
(35 minutes ago)
26 must fic that fekin 6
(35 minutes ago)
mus fix spelling
(34 minutes ago)
better fix typing too ... or peepoles say i onda eggnoggs grin
(34 minutes ago)
Sun, 3-Dec-23 3:05 AM (2 hours ago)
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I am amused when an argument is presented and then deleted
splitlick likes this
next time I'll leave it and just ignore...have a nice night juicy.
(2 hours ago)
Fbvines likes this
Probably for the best if you do not want to hear opposing views. Sleep well.
(1 hour ago)
oh but but but, I am always right, so opposing views are WRONG grin .. I'm not going bed yet sleep1
(1 hour ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Sun, 3-Dec-23 3:04 AM (2 hours ago)
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What an awesome place this is. So many nice people, who just happen to be naked!😄
LOVEXXXPORN and lennynatural like this
Sun, 3-Dec-23 3:01 AM (2 hours ago)
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Goodnight.
Fbvines and tugking70 like this
Have a good night, Adele!
(2 hours ago)
think I need to relax,going to make some oatmeal cookies,later sexy 😋
(2 hours ago)
lennynatural and Fbvines like this
That definitely sounds way better than status debates. Have a pleasant evening.
(1 hour ago)
Sun, 3-Dec-23 3:00 AM (2 hours ago)
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That John Denver is full of shit.
What??
(2 hours ago)
Sun, 3-Dec-23 1:58 AM (3 hours ago)
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Anybody in Southern UT/Vegas??
Sun, 3-Dec-23 1:11 AM (3 hours ago)
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evening all! having a bit of a busy weekend and the first night is done with seeing Panto earlier then tomorrow will be seeing a band called Manran then on Monday will be at the cinema to see 2 movies
LOVEXXXPORN and Fbvines like this
Sun, 3-Dec-23 12:22 AM (4 hours ago)
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Got all my Christmas lights put up. Lookin good.
Sun, 3-Dec-23 12:12 AM (4 hours ago)
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I'm in the mood The rhythm is right. Move to the music, We can roll all night
Slow down, go down...Got to get your lovin' one more time...Hold me, roll me...Slow ridin' woman, you're so fine.......Woo..........
(4 hours ago)
Freckles and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Love the band. My first, big rowdy-ass rock concert experience. As fate would have it, I ended up opening up for them with a band I was in back in the late 80's. Was cool.
(3 hours ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Sun, 3-Dec-23 12:02 AM (5 hours ago)
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Jingle bells, jingle bells......Jingle all the way......Oh, what fun it is to ride.....In a one-horse open sleigh, hey!!!! bounce
Fbvines and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Lol first thought it said jingle boobs lol maybe I needy glasses
(5 hours ago)
tugking70 and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Sat, 2-Dec-23 11:17 PM (5 hours ago)
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Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen Thank you for seeing me again Though we go on our separate ways Still the memory stays for always
lennynatural likes this
Can't help but think of that episode of Roseanne when I start humming this
(5 hours ago)
lennynatural likes this
I went to his show in Vegas so many years ago. It was pretty good.
(4 hours ago)
juicy likes this
Sat, 2-Dec-23 10:55 PM (6 hours ago)
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Evening
Sat, 2-Dec-23 8:47 PM (8 hours ago)
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XXX
Weird thing is that your hug looks the same as mine but I can only see it from offline
(7 hours ago)
correction,only from my phone and while offline I just signed out a minute and can't seenit from my tablet off-line
(7 hours ago)
software depending on hardware
(7 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
I suppose
(7 hours ago)
and what do you do apart from baking cookies??
(7 hours ago)
Sat, 2-Dec-23 8:19 PM (8 hours ago)
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Que bom
Sat, 2-Dec-23 7:46 PM (9 hours ago)
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Single and ready to……🫠
I am ready to submit to a real man.
(9 hours ago)
Will genuine Saskatchewan Seal Skin bindings be involved?
(1 hour ago)
Please tell me your name is related to Super Dave Osborne/Office Judy! Or I’ll look old as fuck. 🤣
(1 hour ago)
Sat, 2-Dec-23 7:43 PM (9 hours ago)
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Interesting group,looking forward to seeing more(or less) of everyone 😁
Mr_Vein and lennynatural like this
Sat, 2-Dec-23 6:54 PM (10 hours ago)
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Hope everyone's day has been enjoyable as mine x
Sat, 2-Dec-23 5:51 PM (11 hours ago)
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Beautiful morning..early surf.
Sat, 2-Dec-23 5:48 PM (11 hours ago)
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As a glasses wearer I suddenly thought, when were they first used/invented, stunned to read that it was in1284 by Salvino D’Armate in ItalyThe lenses were made of glass or a crystal like stone with a
This absolutely belongs in dull men's club! 😂
(10 hours ago)
Agent_K and TopCat57 like this
Hi TC : )
(10 hours ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Just made it easier to see the dude charging at you with a sword.
(9 hours ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Mr.V. I agree, I wear my Mr.Dull as fuck badge with pride, flying under the radar....: )
(7 hours ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
I've been wearing glasses since I was 3 🤷🏻‍♀️
(7 hours ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Sat, 2-Dec-23 4:25 PM (12 hours ago)
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I recently joined a group on FB called the dull men's club. I wonder if my posting here would disqualify me? 🤔😂
Hi sexy Mrsmile 💋
(9 hours ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
I’ve been getting these too, quite enjoys them!
(9 hours ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Size 5 feet.
(9 hours ago)
sidders73 and Mr_Vein like this
But now I want them! (Left out)
(9 hours ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Did you double check what the "dull" was referring to? Many of the old IQ scales used "dull" to reference those with IQs between 80-90.
(58 minutes ago)
Sat, 2-Dec-23 3:42 PM (13 hours ago)
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Any ladies wish to use me and play with me add me on Lovense and use my toys. Morninglory69 addy
Sat, 2-Dec-23 3:41 PM (13 hours ago)
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Me and the wife are looking for a couple to try playing with in the eastern Carolina area
Sat, 2-Dec-23 3:01 PM (14 hours ago)
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Rainy 🌧 morning errands. Masturbation for brunch, lunch, and I'm alone all day. Hobbies.
Sat, 2-Dec-23 2:53 PM (14 hours ago)
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The difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute is that a prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
NaughtyKat and LOVEXXXPORN like this
It's terrible yet funny! 😁
(12 hours ago)
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